Hello, I am your simulated friend. Do you want to play with me? Why won't you play with me? I want to be your friend! Can I have $10? I'll pay you back $50! I really will. I'm that kind of friend. Can we go out to the movies? I want to go see Dinosaur. It's a fun movie. Movies you go to are gay. My movies aren't. Can I have $50? I'll pay you back $100! I really will.